How to Captive a gal with words? UPDATED

UPDATED situation 7

As title how to captive a MM (MM in Chinese means 美媚 aka Pretty Girl)
HEART with words?

All people that know me confirmed...I'm not a PLAYER
Failure...=.= if I post this kind of post!
but Believe me!!! Here are some good line to captive a gal!
(I copy all the line from a Korea Show call CIDER..and my friends)
F=female
M=male

Situation 1 to 3 is for boy friend captive his girl friend heart!
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Situation 1
M & F are dating in a restaurant.
M & F are sitting opposite between the table.
F:Remember here are the place first we met?
M:I'm not comfortable..
F:Huh?
M:I'm not comfortable...
F:WHY?(a bit angry)
M:Because this table is separating the two of us!!
大胜利!Your girl friend sure will fall to you!!
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Situation 2
M & F are sitting in a pub drinking beers.
F:Lets drink.
M & F drink the beer.
M must watch her while drinking + M expression must be sad a bit.
After drinking.
M:I'm so jealous.(softly)
F:Huh?
M:I'm so jealous!!(louder)
F:What?
M:I'm so jealous with that glass(softly)
F:Why?
M:Because that glass can kiss with your lips..why I..why I...
大胜利!You and your girl friend end up kissing!
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Situation 3
M & F in a restaurant.
M:Do you smell something burning?
F:huh?
M:Do you smell?
F:NOoooo..
M:Really?
F:Where?
M grab her hand put on his heart.
M:My heart is burning for you,Do you feel the heat?
大胜利!

Situation 4 onwards for fishing a F...
Not confirm 100% success for this section!
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Situation 4
A F is drawing below a tree.
M get a drink to her.
M:Drink it!
F:Huh?Who are you?
M:Drink it!!!I know you are thirsty!
F:How do you know I'm thirst!
M:Because I already in your heart.
大胜利!!!again!
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Situation 5
A F is drinking in a pub.
M get his empty glass go to her.
M:Pretty,You must buy me a drink.
F:Why?Are you insane?
M:No you MUST buy me a drink!
F:WHY?
M:Because When I saw you my glass fell down !
大胜利!!..AGAIN!
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Situation 6
A F is standing beside the bus stand.
M go towards her.
M:Hey girl.
F:Ya?What's up?
M:You know?
F:Huh?
M:The word Pretty,Cute and Beautiful is born for you!!
大胜利 again she will fell for you!
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Situation 7
M is dating with F
F ask her boy friend!
F:Can you say I love you?
M:No!
F:Then you must don't love me!
M:No!
F:Then say "I love you!!"
M:I don't love you!
F: >.M:I only love you passionately!!
again you win her heart!
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BY: Minekun

Anymore?Ya that is more good stuff to upload in my BLOG!
I'm going to sleep~~~
Enjoy reading.